Thursday, September 29, 2005
Today's Deep Thought
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 9:03 AM
By Jack Handy
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
- Mike D
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Tired of normal news?
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 9:02 AM
Try out HappyNews.com for all of your feel good stories!
- Mike D
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Today's Deep Thought
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 2:07 PM
By Jack Handy
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Mike D
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Rock Paper Scisors is for pansies! how about Rock, Gun, Dynamite...
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 11:53 AM
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Palindromes History
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 11:39 AM
- Mike D
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Rochelle's Website
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 8:03 AM
This is the Website of my friend Rochelle! She is just learning HTML, and lots of props for her first layout!!
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Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Today's Deep Thought
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 8:45 AM
By Jack Handy
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
- Mike D
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Cheese Drummer
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 11:27 AM
Three Letters: W T F ?
- Mike D
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Today's Deep Thought
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 9:06 AM
By Jack Handy
If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
- Mike D
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Monday, September 19, 2005
The power of misinformation
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 2:17 PM
The opposite of the Wikipedia: The Uncyclopedia!
From Wikipedia:
Uncyclopedia, which aims to be the "encyclopedia of politically incorrect non-information", is a humorous parody of Wikipedia, although Uncyclopedia claims the reverse.
From Uncyclopedia:
(Wild wild wicked) Wikipedia (also spelt "Wikipaedia" and sometimes they get all snooty and use one of these things, "æ" like this:"Wikipædia") is a dangerous parody of Uncyclopedia, the online encyclopedia written by Oscar Wilde.
Too Confusing!!!
- Mike D
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Arrrr Matey! I forgot what day it was... AVAST!
Posted by LoganAvatar @ 1:28 PM
It has been a while since I posted last? I will start up again with this doozie! Happy talk like a pirate day!!!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Also hilarious was the popular sport of ?monk riding?. Why did pirates ride monks? Because they could!
My pirate name is:
Iron William Flint
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
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